This week, City clinch the Manchester derby and send Chris Smalling a bouquet afterwards, Liverpool lose (again) while Chelsea win (again). Southampton continue to display their football Ac-Koemen (get it?) and Sanchez carries the gunners to victory. All this plus two new segments: Fut-Paul Mundial, where Paul explores world football (including the Wanderer’s brilliant ACL win), and Ralph covers what’s pissed him off this week. Rays on holiday, and we probably should be too considering how rubbish we are. Enjoy!