If you’ve not listened to our latest podcast, you’re an arsehole, hurry up and listen.
If you have, you’re probably asking yourself one question…
We’ve reached 500! We’d like to thank you beautiful bastards for supporting us and listening to us talk rubbish about the beautiful game week in week out. We’ll keep trying to get better…as soon as we learn to read, and speak properly and write with correct grammar…
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Roy Keane just found out we’re not doing a podcast this week due to the international break…he’s not happy…not sure if it’s the lack of a podcast or the fact that he’s apparently homeless.

Diego Costa is 26 today…26. We imagine that’s in dog years, because he dead-set looks about 48

We’ve managed to fit every person Roy Keane has insulted in his new book into one photo…

It started with a shove. Now, the biggest brawl of all time is coming to a pay-per-view near you…
In the blue corner, weighing in at 181 pounds, the winner of 2 champions league crowns and 2 EPL titles, eye gouger extraordinaire and the supreme parker of buses, the head of the aristocracy for hypocrisy – Jose Mourinho!!
And in the red and white corner, coming in at 176 pounds, winner of 3 EPL titles in a fight career spanning 18 years, leader of The Invincibles, the voyeur from Nagoya, “Le Professeur of failuĂ©r”, the ace of 4th place – Arsene Wenger!!

Daniel Sturridge has signed a new long term contract with Liverpool…we’re not sure if he’s read it though…

Gunners fans are going mental for “dat guy Welbz” after his hat trick in the UCL. The good news? Welbeck’s scored more goals than any of the forwards Van Gaal bought or kept at Manchester United. Bad news? Arsenal fans might need to calm the f**k down, especially given the scorer of the last Arsenal hat trick before today…
