This week, Robin van Persie gives Chelsea the blues, City have their bubble burst by bubble- blowers West Ham, Liverpool shoot blanks in their own house, while Arsenal get handed their win on a platter. Pardew adds to Pochettino’s misery, and Bojan’s common sense is as absent as our beloved Ray.
Have we lured you in yet? Probably not, but it’s here regardless. Enjoy you beautiful bastards!